I hate when you have your alarm set, and instead...
That happened to me today. I slept in 20 minutes longer than I meant to. You know, that actually happens to me a lot. A while back, I tried an annoying beeping alarm to see if it would work better, and I ended up having a dream that I was at a construction site, and the beeping was one of the machines. Like, cool, brain. Do you want to ruin my life? Do you not remember that this is your life, too?...
That awkward moment when it’s 5:30 AM on December 31st for you, but it’s 2012 already for some of the people you follow…
The conversation I just had over text with my best...
Karli (1.16 AM): Are you awake?
Me: The night is young! Of course!
Karli: Oh, good! Two questions. Have you ever seen Pretty Woman? (I'm assuming you have because everyone has.) And do you remember the game Monkey in the Middle?
Me: Yes but not since I was a kid. And yes.
Karli: Okay. Well, Pretty Woman makes me want to be a prostitute. And I love Monkey in the Middle. Except not when I'm the monkey.
Me: I think that's how everyone feels. About both of those things!
Karli: Whew. Thought I was the only one.
friend: mulan isnt even a princess
dishonor on you
dishonor on your whole family
DISHONOR ON YOUR COW
snarkymcgeesnarks replied to your video: I realized that it’s been a REALLY long time… I love this, and your voice is wonderful! :3 Thank you!! I’m really glad!
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I’m getting rid of a bunch of books and whatnot from back in the days of my awkward adolescence. You can help me continue going to school, which makes you an awesome person because you’ll also be helping illiterate teenagers to become literate (once I get my teaching license). I’ve got a BUNCH of manga — including some nice box sets — and old issues of Shonen Jump...
Newest mix. Knock yourself out, kid. I realize that this is shameless self-promotion. I don’t care.
You guys remember the puppy we found on Christmas...
fuckyeahtattoos: baaconnn: This one: Well, I took him to the vet yesterday. Got his first shots, looked for a microchip (none), and we were on our way. Last night though, he got sick a couple of times and then wouldn’t eat this morning so I took him back to the vet. She felt a lump in his stomach so she took an x-ray and found that his intestines had flipped and he needed emergency surgery...
masturbatewithacheesegrater: when you download an album from mediafire with all the titles and artist information correct complete with album art and it’s like a gift from god
Is their song really about shooting kids?– Any person when I talk to them about Foster the People (via arizzlee)
heatherfuckingmorris: Glee is like that little sibling that just really annoys you and you insult all the time but if anyone else insults them you want to kill them